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1. Money is not everything. There\'s MasterCard & Visa.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE]
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2. One should love animals. They are so tasty. [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE]
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$ i* v3 q: ^+ l r) B' p3. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE]$ |1 |9 a$ q& B3 l) @2 |$ b
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1 L0 G. b q: a: `7 N) l! F- x4. Love the neighbor. But don\'t get caught. [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE]1 N* C0 R9 o; y4 K% ]' G# C
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5. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE]
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And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE]
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6. Every man should marry. After all, [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE]8 E) m3 i$ t' t% H# V; `
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7. The wise never marry, [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE]8 A9 o, P) F& c2 m. t
And when they marry they become otherwise. [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE]4 ]( d8 Y% Y6 r5 c
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0 ^7 g" D r6 w5 h! A0 h# |) D8. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE]
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9. Never put off the work till tomorrow [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE]
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1 X. h3 v" c7 G9 E' }8 ]" M10. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE]
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Accidents in backseats cause children. [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE]" a! ~. F. V) G
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12.\"Your future depends on your dreams.\" So go to sleep. [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE]
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13. There should be a better way to start a day [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE]
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7 @* s% U0 R* _: v- v" ?14.\"Hard work never killed anybody.\" But why take the risk? [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE]
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15.\"Work fascinates me.\" I can look at it for hours! [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE]* P) C9 O" h6 k! ?6 A/ T+ w, C3 d% A$ l+ d
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16.God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE]; L, S! I! I1 w% J8 D' x) T
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17. When two\'s company, three\'s the result! [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE]
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! h; U1 f9 b( E! j; \18. A dress is like a barbed fence. [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE]6 l$ k# ?) F* w. E
It protects the premises without restricting the view.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE]' `( U. N5 E* K# n5 m7 g: j
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7 [' l4 \& y7 s: p/ d* E: D19. The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE]; i5 x" }" _9 R+ y0 x" ?3 Z9 E9 J/ } l
The more you forget, the less you know. [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE]So why bother to learn.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE]/ b/ u. Z+ @6 n
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20. Love me, feed me, and never leave me.
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当我们拿花送给别人时，首先闻到花香的是我们自己；当我们抓起泥巴想抛向别人时，首先弄脏的也是我们自己的手。一句温暖的话，就像往别人身上洒香水，自己也会沾到两三滴。因此，要时时心存好意，脚走好路，身行好事。
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